I’ve always said he should have been reborn as a robot monstrosity.
On former 35th American President, John F. Kennedy.
I start off every morning eating a face.
On eating a healthy breakfast.
I am going to make you into a soup.
On how to deal with people who don’t like Batman.
90% of people who play elves only do so because of how badly they want to bone them.
On playing as elves.
Philosophy is like potato chips, most people have their own favorite flavor, but some just don’t like them at all.
On philosophy.
I mean, he threw her dog off a bridge; that’s manly as fuck.
On being manly.
Augh! Grenades! You dick! Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks!
On grenades.
D-Reamer has gotta be one of the more questionable screen-names I’ve ever heard.
On screen-names.
Every time I see a tattoo like that, I wonder why the person bearing it hasn’t killed themselves.
On awful tattoos.
I am going to blame this on exposure to radiation.
On taking responsibility.
